Credit for fanart is in my resources post. (:

more here @ tangertea

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021233.html

Man, approaching sink: Ugh, there's never any paper towels.
Friend, walking by sinks: I mean, I know my dick's not dirty.

--Penn Station Bathroom

Overheard by: Luke Wallis

Mostly from "Fade to Black"

Teasers:

The rest are Here

Enjoy!

Comments are loved, credit is optional!

The chapter review for Chapter 476: Sasuke vs. Danzo is up at narutoforadults:

(Summary with pictures)

(Thoughts on the chapter)

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021232.html

Child, playing with friends: Shut up, goddam it! I said shut up!
Mother: Keep your voice down, mommy has a headache.

--6BC Community Garden

Overheard by: Sara

Random assortment? Kind of.

Total Icon Count: 110
12 x Touhou Project - Flandre/Cirno
10 x Left 4 Dead 2 Survivors
88 x Team Fortress 2 (BLU Engineer, BLU Heavy, BLU Medic, BLU Scout, BLU Soldier, BLU Spy, RED Medic, RED Sniper, RED Pyro, RED Spy)

Teasers:

The rest can be found here at gearprojecticon

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021231.html

Bookish guy: What is a "well drink," exactly?
Friend: I'm not sure. I've never gotten a straight answer on that.
Bookish guy: I think the bartenders dump all of the liquor they have left over into a well, and they make the drink with that.
Friend: Yeah, that sounds right.

--L Train

Overheard by: WetBandits

♠ closer @ 7
♠ district 9 @ 5
♠ gundam 00 @ 6
♠ final fantasy dissidia @ 5
♠ where the wild things are @ 20
♠ final fantasy xiii @ 20
♠ gundam 00 @ 6
♠ stock @ 8
♠ misc @ 9 (AKIRA, Ghost in the Shell, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Persona 3, DOGS)
preview:


(Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off)

tomokoninomiya.cocolog-nifty.com/blog/2009/12/post-9434.html

"Nodame~" Movie Opening Day

I just got back from Yūrakuchō!!

[PICTURE]
I waved this along with everyone else~.
I had a seat near the front, and it seems that when
Kimi-chan was doing the introduction she spotted me.
I was a bit embarrassed.

It was a huge screen with lots of sound...amazing!
Everyone, please share your thoughts on the blog.
Not so much about me, but I'd love to hear what you think
about the director and everyone else. I'm waiting!

Since he was a child, it has been the director's dream
to make movies, and now that dream has come true!
It gives me such a deep emotion to think about it..
Every time I see him I want to hug him... (LOL)

Tamaki-kun [Chiaki] had to work especially hard for this first part.
Fukishi-kun [Kuroki] was performing from within the Roux Marlet Orchestra,
and he said just before it was time for the oboe part,
Tamaki-kun looked straight at him. Amazing.

Juri-chan's [Nodame's] gags were also great.
The Hentai Forest made a great impression.
The real Nodame wailed aloud in that scene. (LOL)
Ah..I can't wait for the second part.
But before that I mean to go back and see
this first part in a movie theater.
(I wonder how many times I'll go...)

About my work...
The next deadline is rather tight...
And even though I'm in the middle of all this work,
Tamaki-kun appeared on "Telephone Shocking"
for the "Sure Thing!" segment. So I sent him flowers.
Then it turned out Juri-chan was on the next day,
so I sent her flowers, too! I don't think I've ever sent
flowers 2 days in a row in my life! (LOL)
But who knew that Cupid Flowers were what
was called for with "Sure Thing!"

[The translation of this last paragraph is rather lame, but I don't know enough
about the "Telephone Shocking" TV show to know exactly what she's talking about.
I think the host surprises the guest with a telephone call, and there is something
about saying "Sure Thing!" Why Ninomiya sent flowers I am not sure.]

Baby Corner
[PICTURE]

Whatever it is, he copies it.
(I'm not gonna let him drink it!!)
Lately a lot of music from the Nodame movie
has been around: Beethoven's 7th, other orchestra music.
It seems like he wants to be a conductor.
Is he copying Tamaki-kun? I didn't notice when
he started doing it, but it sure was a surprise!

-----------------------------------
December 22, 1:28am

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021230.html

Dude, looking at soups: What the hell kind of funny person puts bread in soup?
Female pal: It's Tuscan.
Dude, nodding sagely: Oh, well then.

--Park Ave & 54th

Overheard by: pumpkin

Title: Crossing the Stars
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Imagine: a life where your job is set for you. Where your apartment is decided for you. Where everything is decided for you, all so you can't be with someone you maybe a little--okay, a lot--love. That is the life the Fates have given me. Kyon/Haruhi. Future fic
Warnings: Some dirty language.
Characters: Kyon, Haruhi, Bridage, OCs
Word Count: 4,006 (chapter); 31,069 (current total)

For this chapter, click here.

For previous chapters, click here.

Icons:

• Bleach [32]
• Naruto [17]
• Tengen toppa gurren lagan [41] + 1 banner

Teasers: homunkulas.livejournal.com/3470.html#cutid1

Icons:

• Bleach [32]
• Naruto [17]
• Tangan toppa gurren lagan [41] + 1 banner

Teasers: homunkulas.livejournal.com/3470.html#cutid1

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021229.html

Guy: Why do men keep flirting with me?
Girl #1: Why do you think?
Guy: Is it because of my pants?
Girl #2: Because they're tight?
Guy: These are loose!

--Washington Square Park

Arghkljasfa I am so tired of being hungry. I eat about two to three times a day, no snacks because snacks to me have too much sugar annnnnnd I've been avoiding those things because I'm trying to get rid of my acne and drinking tons of water. Which is working! My face is almost completely clear, which makes me happy! However, I cannot enjoy my almost-clear skin because I'M SO CONCERNED ABOUT MY CONSTANTLY GROWLING STOMACH. Oh and it's cold outside. But mostly I'm hungry. It's frustrating. Every morning I'm up way earlier than usual because my stomach decides to play out Armageddon in there and oh god it's horrible. I miss... eating. And no I am not choosing to eat less, I actually just can't afford to eat more. I really wish my body would just adapt to not being able to eat so much but even an hour or so after a decent meal I'm ready to eat again.

And haha Lela came in my room yesterday and started telling me that even though we're ~poor~ now, we'll have money soon. Soon. When the fuck is soon. Also... being told that makes me really sad. It makes me think of the father that's in debt in Period dramas who has to put his daughter(s) in a brothel to work it off. Because I've been watching Samurai Champloo. Yeah. There's so many things she could have done to prevent us living so miserably, too, but she had to be a dumbass and not do them just because family was talking shit about her taking in kids for the money. So she decided not to get any money for us and just get a job to provide for us. Wonderfully bright idea, that. She wouldn't be suffering right now if she would have just adopted us rather than taking custody. And yeah, there's a difference apparently. Even my college thought it was complete nonsense that she has so many kids that she hadn't birthed and yet she hasn't financially benefited from it.

But anyway! It's okay because there's nothing that can be done to change that. It's okay because we'll be better soon. It's okay because this just builds character. I love building character.

I'm just going to work, soon hopefully, and that first paycheck is going to a bowl of white rice. And it's going to be fucking delicious. And tears of joy will be streaming down my face. And I'll be like "やった～！".

Fuck yeah. >:)

AND OH GOD BEFORE ANYONE OFFERS it's okay, really! I don't need anyone to send or lend me money or anything. I don't want that. I hate that. I don't want someone else's money. I'm not even asking my father for money. Everyone has their own problems and I don't want anyone worrying about mine because I'll get through them just fine. Thank you, though. ♥

Do all clans have bloodlines or do secret techniques suffice? Can anyone learn the Inuzuka jutsu if they have a strong bond with their dog?
I don't have acces to the databooks so I don't know if Kishimoto ever told usso maybe you could help me out?

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021228.html

Construction worker #1: Yeah, she brought out the body oil and was rubbing it every! I was like "I don't think I'm going to last too long now!"
Construction worker #2: That's one of those dates where you really need to beat off before you go! You really gotta hit the testicles!

--42nd St & 8th Ave

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021227.html

Flight attendant: Sir, are you looking for the bathroom?
Passenger: Yes, which door is it?
Flight attendant: It's the door right there.
(passenger walks towards the exit door of the plane)
Flight attendant: No, sir, not that door. If you open that door, you will kill yourself.

--Flight over JFK

15 Tegami Bachi
15 Ookiku Furikabutte
6 Haruhi Suzumiya



here @ armoria

[13] Bleach
[02] Imadoki!

Teasers: 01. 02. 03.

Here @ in_fast_forward

I'm requesting help about Naruto Shippuden's OST.

Does anybody know what's the OST to NS Ep 135 in the beginning. It's a flashback scene with Itachi and Sasuke as kids. It plays from 0.45 to 1.19. I've been looking all over the net and I just can't find this particular OST.

Thanks in advance! Really appreciate it.

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021226.html

Hobo: Hey man, can I have a cigarette?
Jewish smoker: No, sorry, I'm running low.
Hobo: No, you just don't wanna give me a cig 'cause you're a Jew.
Jewish smoker: Why can't you afford your own cigarettes? Is it cause you're black?

--9th Ave & 18th St

People change, I get that. But sometimes it's just...I don't know. It sucks, you know? You can love someone so much, and then not a year later, you realize she's a completely different person. A total stranger. And you might want to talk to her, but it's not the same her you used to talk to. Almost like she died, or someone else's personality kicked hers out and crawled into her body.

And I hate it. I guess that'll never be back. Well, I'll be realistic. It won't ever be the same. I know it, but...eh.

I'm getting over it, but sometimes I just...think about that. And I hate so much that things won't ever be the way they used to be.

Though that's a lot of people, I suppose. Is it really that awful to be yourself? People love who you are. You don't have to try to be someone else.

Newsletter volume #483


Fanfiction
One-shots:
Punishment by Anonymous [KakaIru; NC-17]
Better by Anonymous [KakaIru; M]
Lightly by juniper_11 [KakaSaku; K]
Cat by sinemoras09 [Naruto, Sasuke, Konohamaru; G]

Multi-chaptered:
The Lost One, Chapter 5 by kay_elle6778 [ItaSaku; T]
Into the Woods, Chapter 26 by underhandycat0 [SasuNaru; R]

( Everything else under cut )

Rule #1: Do not paint nails, and then try to type when they are wet. Doesn't end well. LET ME KNOW IF I MADE MISTAKES! :D

Hi, I'm Eventful. ^^;; I've been on LJ for about a year but I haven't met many people who are as interested in anime/manga/video games as I am. A friend suggested this place, so here I am! XD;

I'm 19 and working on becoming a massage therapist. My favorite five musicians/bands currently are Coldplay, The Echoing Green, Owl City, Live, and Kings of Leon. I also like water sports, astronomy, walks, plenty of non-anime shows, writing fanfic, doing requests, roleplaying, making icons and colorbars, drawing fanart, fencing and the following thingies:

Anime and Manga:
Rurouni Kenshin, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai 7, Princess Mononoke, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fatal Fury, Vampire Hunter D, Armitage, Samurai Champloo, Mermaid Forest, Big O, Ayashi no Ceres, Howl's Moving Castle, Fushigi Yugi, Trigun, Inu-Yasha, Tsubasa, Galaxy Express 999, Macross, Spirited Away, S-cry-ed, Ranma 1/2, Outlaw Star, Wolf's Rain, Tenchi Muyo, Saiyuki, High School Ouran Host Club, Paranoia Agent, and Witch Hunter Robin. I'm becoming a fan of Hellsing, Death Note, and Peacemaker Kurogane lately. ^^

Games and Game Series:
God of War I-11, Kingdom Hearts I-II, Finaly Fantasy VII-X, Dynasty Warriors IV, Tekken, Soul Calibur II, Jak and Daxter I-III, Jak X, Parasite Eve, Devil May Cry series, Brave Fencer Musashi, Dirge of Cerberus, Silent Hill, Resident Evil 2, Castlevania I-IV, Metal Gear Solid, Xenogears, NiGHTS I-II, Wii Fit, Wii Resort, and DRR Max 2.

Title: Cat
Author: sinemoras09
Characters: Sasuke, Naruto, Konohamaru
Rating: PG-13
Words: 1403
Spoilers: none

Summary: "Naruto, I'm gonna kill you!" Sasuke said. The cat spat and clawed at his hand. "Ow!"

Sasuke and Naruto re-take the chuunin exam. It doesn't really work out. Gen. Crack. Same universe as Redux, where Itachi is alive. You don't have to read that story to read this, though.

(Fake-cut to my LJ)

Link to FFN

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021225.html

High school girl #1, eating Ben & Jerry's: I am PMSing so bad right now!
High school girl #2, eating Ben & Jerry's: I'm PMSing so bad right now! Actually, I'm not PMSing. I'm on the first period of my life!

--3rd Ave & 10th St

Overheard by: miss blanky-poo

DOGS OVA♚25
POKEMON♚20
SCHOOL DAYS♚32
UMINEKO NO NAKU KORO NI♚60
MISC (NO MORE HEROES, HIGURASHI, & YUGIOH) ♚20
TOTAL♚157
+1 HEADER



Here @ denganamangana

Yu Sakai's Manazashi Daydream will be the opening theme to the new anime season. The single will be out Feb 3rd. It seems he debuted earlier this year with this.

The tv OST will also be out Feb 3rd

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021224.html

Old lady, observing lavish Christmas display: No, no, no. This is horrible.
Friend: What's so bad about it? Early Christmas stuff is just supposed to make you happy.
Old lady: All it does is make me feel like I'm dying even faster.

--Kohl's Store

Overheard by: ho ho ho

9 ICONS + REQUESTS
+NARUTO FAN ART
----10 RANKAI from RESIDENCE OF THE SUN 3 variations on 2 icons

1	2	3

Right HERE at dobe_teme

9 ICONS + REQUESTS
+NARUTO FAN ART
----10 RANKAI from RESIDENCE OF THE SUN 3 variations on 2 icons

1	2	3

Right HERE at dobe_teme

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021223.html

Dude #1: I don't even care, man.
Dude #2: I do! I ain't workin' for no fag!

--Penn Station

Overheard by: Melanie

What would kakashi be employed? How would Sakura be employed? 

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021222.html

White girl: Ohmigod, I totally want to take stripping lessons! But, I'm not, like, a slut or anything.
Black girl: Wait, wait. You're not a slut but you want to be a stripper?
White girl: What? I bet it's really good exercise!

--Bard High School, Queens

Overheard by: Sunny

Pokemon → 10
Final Fantasy X → 9
Misc. BLEACH, Legend of Zelda, Harry Potter ( anime style ) and Neon Genesis Evangelion → 5



here! at summoningly

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021221.html

Boyfriend to girlfriend who just took his hand during encore: One song and then you turn all lovey dovey!
Girlfriend: Fine! Give me back my hand!
Boyfriend: No! I like making you do things you don't want to do!

--Radio City Music Hall

[14] Naruto
[22] Bleach
[32] VK Jrock
[19] Jpop


  

(Light & Dark)

[14] Naruto
[22] Bleach
[32] VK Jrock
[19] Jpop


  

(Light & Dark)

[22] Bleach
[14] Naruto
[32] VK Jrock
[19] Jpop


  

(declare!)

Just to let you know, I opened a group dedicated to the Uchiha Clan over DevART... Feel free to join and contribute if you're STILL a fan XD

http://uchihafest.deviantart.com/

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021220.html

Architecture professor: You're all nodding off. Go splash some water on your face. Methamphetamines... Go out in the hall. Have any of you tried methamphetamines?
Class: No.
Architecture professor: No? How about heroin?

--Pratt Institute

Overheard by: Denali

title : little moment
rating : G
note : a very simple drawing, a draft… I hope you will like

( fanart )

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021219.html

Guy #1: You know that video with the guys and the elephants with the butt sex?
Guy #2: Yeah, that must hurt. What about the one with the black guys?
Guy #1: Oh, the one with the BJs?
(later)
Guy #2: When I was younger I used to masturbate with my friend. We would put a pillow between us and jack off.

--B1 Bus

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021218.html

Smelly white teenager #1: Yo, man! I haven't been to school in over a week and a half. I've been just chillin' with my girlfriend.
Smelly white teenager #2: Oh, wow! Really?
Smelly white teenager #1: Yeah, I dunno what I'm gonna tell my parents--you know, when I first heard of the Passion of the Christ I thought it was a porno.

--Q58 Bus

Overheard by: Queens Girl

OH YEAH OH YEAH I reactivated my Facebook account (one of my baby steps ;w;), so if you want to add me, YOU SHOULD GO HERE

/too lazy to edit last entry idk I'll delete this later

anon meme.

I do not even know why I'm doing that since I don't talk to anyone anymore but I haven't done one for a while so yeah...

Uh, lately I've been feeling slightly more hopeful and slightly more useless. I'm positive I won't be going to school this Spring semester unless $2000+ magically falls into my lap and I refuse to ask around to borrow money so I will just work for it on my own, somehow. It's not that much and I know I'll be able to go to school by Fall even if I don't make the money on my own, but I don't want to have someone else pay for my mistakes and misfortunes, literally. Everyone has their own problems, and it's ridiculous to allow them to try to fix mine when I should be able to fix them myself.

Not much else to talk about. I've become even more irritable than I used to be at times, for whatever reason. I feel completely unintelligent, probably because I haven't been in school for a while. I should really make use of my text books, especially my math, and read all of my books. I want to see how much work I can get done before the new year. The new year. It's right around the corner. So weird.

I feel really ugly on the outside, even uglier than normal, despite the fact that every time I go out someone new is trying to ~talk~ to me. And I feel really ugly on the inside for a list of reasons that could go on so long that it'd kill your friends page. I hate thinking about those kinds of things though because thinking about them doesn't do anything about them, but they're still there. I'll feel better about myself eventually. I'm working toward that. It's not going to happen overnight but I'm going to work hard so that I'm happy with who I am. I'm taking baby steps now, advancing slowly but surely each day. I'm sure I'll make it there soon.

Ah, this turned out to be more than I intended to write. There was something else I wanted to say, but I forgot what it was. I'm hungry.

♥

Newsletter volume #482


Fanfiction
One-shots:
Naughty Naughty Sensei by megyal [KakaIru, NC-17]
Just Add (Frozen) Water for platedlizard from kakairu_fest [KakaIru, PG]
Puppies and Babies by omizu [KakaSaku, K]
Shougatsu for yaoren by kakairu_fest [KakaIru, R]
Honey, You're A Bit Sharp by xdespondence [SasuSaku, T]

Multi-chaptered:
Seldom Woods - October by underhandycat0 [Sasunaru, R]
Their Story ch.32 by torib0o [ShikaNejiShika, M]
Redux by sinemoras09 [Sasuke, Itachi, PG-13]

( Everything else under cut )

So, earlier this year in March I bought two little portable ceramic heaters during the winter clearances. I have never been so proud of a purchase as I sit here and enjoy my toes being toasty warm. But remember, should you have ANY type of portable, electrical heater – UNPLUG IT if you are not using it, and pay attention to the proximity instructions. Safety first for all of us in these cold climes!