Title: The Road to Nowhere
Pairing: Naruto/Sakura
Rating: NC17
Warnings: They're grieving so I suppose the smut comes off ~ALMOST~ dubiously consensual.
Summary: It had been five years, six months and twenty-seven days since Sasuke had left Konohagakure leaving a large, empty black hole where he had been. It had been two years, five months and eight days since Naruto had carried his lifeless body back to the village. It had been two years, five months and seven days since he'd fallen asleep next to the woman that he'd spent his life waiting for.

( The Road to Nowhere )

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020904.html

Hipster chick with "valley girl" accent: Ya, like, ohmigod, ewwwwww... So I was reading Cosmo, and like, there was this story, about like, guys' confessions, you know? And like, this random guy actually said, like, "Sometimes, I rub my dick on my cat's fur, and it feels good."

--Washington Square Park

10-year-old girl to another: I bet his idea of a hot girl is the crazy cat lady across the street.

--34th St, Astoria

Overheard by: Samantha

Woman to another: I have a friend in Belgium now--we both have cats!

--One World Financial Center

Overheard by: macgeekgrl

Brunette on phone: Do you want to play with your cat or do you want to play with me?

--60th St b/w Park & Madison

Overheard by: Adam B.

20-something on cell: And when I woke up, I had no idea where I was. Then I realized I was spooning his cat.

--Houston & Broadway

Overheard by: J Cox

Hey everybody! My friends and I have been working on a little Haruhi-based project (with funding from Image Anime, which is an anime retailer in NYC, so please forgive the product pushing ^^') which involves the S.O.S Brigade living in New York City!

So far there's two episodes and one promo out!

Episode 0: Watashi no TV wa Pilot

Episode 1: Night of the Living Horror Cliches

Episode 2: MECHA Lekka Hai, MECHA Lekka...OH GOD, THE BUDGET!





(  There's also a couple of pictures we took at the shooting! )

Thanks for looking! 8)

hey does anyone have any good rec for fics of just team 7. im missing reading some escapades and interactions. preferably no pairings but innuendos are ok. with sasuke is awesome but if its sai thats ok too. thanks.

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020903.html

Man on cell: Yeah man, she is so not anyone that I would be willing to invest years in... I mean I don't want to have to spend my time actually working on it. I figured, hell, I kind of want to wake up next to someone a couple of days a week, so I might as well hang on through the summer. No, she has no idea...

--Columbus & 62nd St

Grad student: They have this symbiotic relationship in which he does all the eating and she does all the drinking.

--Columbia University

Woman to herself: God, I asked you for a good man; not a fucking joke!

--Spring & Hudson

Overheard by: Oscar Gamble

Firefighter to others: It's not that I have anything against commitment; I just like diversity.

--125th St Fairway

Overheard by: Just Shoppint

Man in shorts to another: I wouldn't date a girl with double vision, period.

--Williamsburg

Overheard by: Dr No-Eyes

Businesswoman to hobo: If you get back in the dating scene, I'll kill you.

--Houston & Lafayette

Overheard by: Homeless guy must be hung

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020902.html

Guy wearing a promotional cardboard to another: I think I'm going to treat myself to health insurance next month.

--Broadway & 43rd St

Overheard by: Maria

Woman on phone: My urologist wanted to stick a microscope up my urethra! (pause) No! (pause) Because it's going to hurt!

--Vandam St & 6th Ave

20-something woman on cell: Yeah, the doctor told me not to exfoliate my labia.

--R Train

Overheard by: Note to self....

Bartender: I gotta get sexy for my doctor tomorrow. I'm gonna be like, "doctor, I need you to examine me. I need you to remove my garments." Nah... I'm just playin'. My doctor's cute, though. For real. I'm just gonna show some cleavage or somethin'.

--Jamaica, Queens

Woman on phone: She wants to be a doctor. She likes it when the guts fall out. (pause) No, she wouldn't do that. She's too lazy to be a serial killer.

--Fox Newsroom, 6th & 48th

Overheard by: Newsbunny

x20 Suikoden II
x28 Tekken 6
and 75 others
→ 123 icons

x15 Naruto
and 108 others
→ 123 icons

x17 Bleach
and 106 others
→ 123 icons

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020901.html

NYU guy to tourist friends: Well, here's Grand Central!

--Broadway & Waverly

Guy on Sidekick to another: I wasn't sure if he was talking about Buffalo or Baltimore! I mean, I don't even know where Buffalo is! Is it a state?

--1 Train

Overheard by: amalthya

Ditzy girl sobbing on cell: You don't understand! They told me I was supposed to go to Penn Station but I just don't know where that is!

--Penn Station

Overheard by: queenofscots

Guy on cell: I don't get it--why go all the way to Ireland if you're not going to go see Stonehenge?

--Costco, Brooklyn

Girlfriend to boyfriend: Is this Times Square?

--85th & 1st

Overheard by: Special K

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020900.html

Girl to teenage posse: Either the pen was really weak or his butt was really strong.

--Jackson Heights, Queens

Overheard by: Newsbunny doesn't want to know

Crazy guy to self, after average woman walks by: Damn, that was a fine ass, a fine ass, that ass was so fine I'd eat a sandwich out that ass!

--36th & Broadway

Overheard by: Dingleberry

Large grown woman to grown man: I thought you have all sorts of butt magazines...

--34th & 8th

Guy to girl: I like it when you wear jeans, girl! It's like your ass is gift wrapped!

--33rd & 7th

Older woman to younger woman: If your booty deserves the credit, give it the credit!

--Central Park

Overheard by: Hell Yeah Give it the Credit!

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020899.html

Woman on cell: He was here for ten days and he only touched my boobs twice!

--Penn Station

Overheard by: and my girlfriend would be upset if it were 10 minutes

Old thug passing three fat chicks on their way to a club: Explosion of titties!

--Myrtle Ave, Brooklyn

Hipster barista guy: A boob is just a moisturized bag of skin, seriously!

--Think Coffee

Overheard by: its to early for this conversation

Full-on punk guy: Dude! Shit is so good! I just want someone to squirt tahini all over my tits!

--St. Mark's Place

Overheard by: Dahlia

Girl on phone: Wait! What? No! Well, I do shit a lot. But I don't want to shit my boobs away!

--Times Square

[21] Inuyasha: The Final Act
[7] Reborn!
[53] Naruto Shippuden (up to and including episode 134)

Teasers:



The rest are here at smiles1777

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020898.html

Female college student on cell: Sorry, there was an incident. She was eating string cheese, and I told her she looked like a walrus. So she tried to smack me in the face but she couldn't, and I ran into the bathroom. So she tried to hit me with the string cheese, but I was like your string cheese will get all fuzzy. So she smacked me in the face with the cheese.

--Penn Station

Girl on phone: And then I stuck a string cheese in the microwave. Yeah, in the wrapper.

--57th & 7th

Sexy guy, looking at orchestra program description of movement "con brio": Does that mean "with cheese"?

--Camerata Notturna Concert, W. 57th St

Overheard by: Ladle

Older European woman to another: She's fine with the reference to cheese. I mean, she can eat cheese, just not the real kind.

--Union Square

Hipster: So she writes everything down in her cheese diary...

--Bedford & 4th

Basic: Hi, I'm Mur. I'm 19, and I'm currently a sophomore game design major at RCAD. I draw all the time. I'm a huuuuuge fantard, so basically I'm looking for someone to chat with. My journal contains fanart, ramblings, gratuitous amounts of cursing, RL junk, sketches, among other things. I tend to abuse the capslock and shift keys.

Anime and Manga: My favorites would have to be  Ouran High School Host Club, Digimon, xxxHolic, Trigun, Petshop of Horrors, Vampire Knight, DNAngel, and Shaman King. I also like Pokemon, but I haven't seen much of the anime, only played the games. 
I'm actually not REALLY into any one specific anime or manga right now, so I'm open to discussing and learning about other stuff too. I like fantasy and supernatural, as you can see, but there's also a special place in my heart for mecha and magical girl stuff.
I keep meaning to look up Hetalia, because it seems really interesting, but I'm too lazy.

Videogames: Right. I'm obsessed. RPGs are my thing. I love ANYTHING Shin Megami Tensei, and I've played Disgaea to hell and back. Actually, anything by Nippon Ichi is great in my book. Videogames are a good 50% of my life. There's a huge list in the interests section in my profile.

Other fandoms: I'm also reaaaally into Doctor Who and Harry Potter. Ironically, I am not on any communities for either of these, but I fangirl over them fairly regularly. I also know an awful lot about Transformers, but I don't really geek out over it anymore. I also like regular cartoons and animated movies.  Superjail! also makes me very happy. :D

Also interested in: Time travel, Steampunk, and cool hats.

HOLY CRAP THAT WAS LONG. Have a cookie for reading all that. ~<3

» Title: He's My Girl
» Author: Seto's Darkness, shinigami39
» Classification: SasuNaru; Romance/Drama; PG-13; chapter 3 out of 6
» Summary: She becomes the dream girl during the day. At night, she becomes the most hated boy. She is… Uzumaki Naruto.
» Warning: Female!Naruto, slightly-bastardized Sasuke?, mild language, shounen-ai, het, AU.
» A/N: Full list of warnings, blather and notes in the first chapter (: Cross-posted everywhere. :O Comments are muchly appreciated ♥
» ARCHIVE: [1] [2] [3]

» [CHAPTER 3]: "Sasuke-kun," Naruko steeled her nerves, "It means I really don't want to see you again." ; 1953 words

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020897.html

20-something woman on cell: So I'm like, "Be a man and go in the ladies' room!"

--19th & 7th

Overheard by: tycho anomaly

40-something suit on cell: Why do I have to be the girl?

--University Place & 14th St

Overheard by: rich

Meathead: To the point where the hottest women in Thailand are men. But I mean, no homo or anything.

--Uptown 5 Train

Overheard by: Can't vouch for this

Woman on cell: So yeah, men and women are different. Anyway...

--High Line Park

Overheard by: hudson williams-eynon

Guy, looking at friend's iPhone: Ugh, I really didn't need to see shemale penis today.

--99 Below Restaurant

Overheard by: Calvin SC

Newsletter volume #718


Fanfiction
One-shots:
Of Redemption by feisu_chan [SasuSaku, T]
The Price of Revenge by sadira22 [SasuSaku, PG]


Multi-chaptered:
Seven Deadly Sins, parts 1-3 by jade_wynds [Mikoto, Itachi, T; Kakashi/Prostitute, NC-17; Naruto, Sasuke, K]
Disadvantages of Dating a Ninja: #6 by vicky_v [KakaIru, PG]
The Demon Experiments, chapter 3 by finalu_beamu [M]


Fanart
Ninja Home Life by megyal and txilar [KakaIru, NR]
Shh... by tarazutara [GaaNaru, NR]


Canon Announcements
471 Spoilers


Icons, Graphics, & other Fanworks
6 icons by 365daysafter


Questions and Searches
penguinpuppeter: Fic search
toushitoushi: SasuNaru fic search


Community Announcements
kunoichi_stills: Week 127 - Winners


This is quite possibly the shortest post I've ever done for naruto_news. o.0

http://www.skullcandy.com/shop/lowrider-red.html or http://www.skullcandy.com/shop/ti-tokidoki.html


Don't let the design fool you! Which KIND should I get. xD Although just having a Toki Doki item is tempting...headphones are seriousnessH business! almost as serious as card games.

+25

I forgot to mention the AMAZING find I made (well Taylor made) at the con!

There is this booth that sells REALLY old shows/movies on dvd.

Times Forgotten DVD.

THEY ARE AWESOME!!

And look what I bought for only TEN DOLLARS!


MARY MARTIN PETER PAN!!!

ONLY THE BEST PETER PAN EVER AND A HUGE STAPLE OF MY CHILDHOOD!!!

I knew that my amazing boyfriend was thinking of getting me the insanely priced copy off Amazon. So, I'm happy I was able to save him all that money. (I love you for even thinking of it, sweetie.)

I also bought James a bunch of dvds from that place. But I can't say them here and ruin his surprise.

He does know about the copy of Generation X I bought him. I can't wait to watch it in all it's horrible glory. (The best part is when my parents saw the dvd cover they thought it was porn. LOL)

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020896.html

Girl wearing leggings as pants: I love your watch... does it flip open?
(frail elderly woman looks confused)
Girl: That, your watch.
Frail elderly woman: This is my life alert. If I fall, I can call for help.
Girl: Oh! Uh... well, it goes really well with your outfit.
Frail elderly woman: It doesn't come it any other colors. Just beige.

--Houston & Bowery

Overheard by: misskitty

(x35) Video game icons (final fantasy, chrono cross, harvest moon:ioh)
(x25) misc (animals, others)




here @ all_creation

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020895.html

Gay man #1, pointing at Greek statue: What's that?
Gay man #2: I don't know, but it's got a great ass!

--Met Museum

Overheard by: Peed my pants

Persona 3 [10] icons
Persona 4 [4] icons

Preview:



Icons Over Here

H-ha, I always find doing this sort of thing terrifying. I'm looking to make some more lj friends because I went on a hiatus and lost contact with alot of mine.
info;
My names Alex and I'm an eighteen year old Brit, living in sunny England. I'm a college student but I spend way too much of my time online because I'm a bit of a slacker. ;///; I'm a history nerd and spend alot of my time fangirling dead people.

anime; full metal alchemist, ouran high school, haruhi, hetalia, k-on, d.gray-man, romeo x juliet, tengen toppa gurren lagann. Can you say mainstream anime?

manga; after school nightmare♥, kuroshitsuji, fairy tail, junjou romantica. I don't read that much manga, but my laptop sound recently went pop so I'm reading more lately, so recommendations would be incredible!

My "main fandoms", i.e. the ones I'll ramble on about til the cows come home, are the Ace Attorney series, Kingdom Hearts, Harry Potter, Disney, Persona 4 and musicals (especially Les Miserables and Sweeney Todd ♥).

So, um yeah, friends? ♥♥

Spoilers for 471.

Discusssss.

( Tiny spoiler comment. )

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020894.html

Young black girl #1: Why ain't you under the umbrella? You black.
Young black girl #2: I don't give a fuck if my hair gets messed up.
Young black girl #1: You black! You so black!

--Brooklyn

Overheard by: rpk

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020893.html

Little girl #1 to family: I'm going to be 30 when I have my first baby!
Mom: You know, you can have one earlier.
Little girl #2: I'm going to be 29!

--Tea & Sympathy

Overheard by: Not Preggers

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020892.html

Gay guy #1: Girl! Why are you wearing that coat? It's hot outside!
Gay guy #2, in huge black faux fur coat: It's to cover up the jumpsuit!
Gay guy #1: I think the coat makes you look more tranny than the jumpsuit.

--L Train

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020891.html

Chinese teen #1: Dude, you are "Fat Kevin" on my cell.
Chinese teen #2: What?
Chinese teen #1: I can't tell all you Kevins' voices! There's a fat Kevin, a skinny Kevin, an Indian Kevin, and just Kevin.

--Internet Cafe, Flushing, Queens

Overheard by: Renata

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020890.html

20-something dude with lame Bret Michaels bandana: Come on babe, let me walk you home. Actually, fuck it, come over and watch a movie with me, I got some beer.
Unattractive older blonde: Nah, can't, I've got work in the morning, and I'm already wasted.
20-something dude with lame Bret Michaels bandana: Aw, you know I'll get you up as early as you need to get to work on time. You know I will. Plus, I'm pretty drunk, but I'm your cousin, so you don't even have to worry that I'll try to stick my wiener in you!
Unattractive older blonde: Well, alright.

--Grassroots Tavern, East Village

Hi everyone,

I'm new to this community. I rewatched Nodame Cantabile (first season) and was so attached to Elgar's Violin Sonata which was played by Nodame and Chiaki when they went to visit his uncle in Episode 15.

Does anyone have this piece?

Would appreciate your help. Thank you in advance.

Also looking for some more cool people to chat it up with about manga/anime.:)

Manga/Anime I like:
Detective Conan, Rose of Versailles, Genshiken, Magic users club, CLAMP School, Nana, Paradise Kiss, Gokinjo Monogatari, chibi maruko-chan, Bakuman, Death note, Kuroshitsuji, Host club, Marmalade Boy, Kodocha, Prince of Tennis, Loveless, Gundam Wing, Giant robo, Rahxephon, Gokusen, Rayearth, Cardcaptor Sakura, X, comic Party, Code Geass, Saint tail, Sailor Moon, Spiral, Beck, Doraemon, Slayers, Welcome to the NHK, Shadow Star, YGO, Yuyu Hakusho, Angelic Layer, Chobits, Lucky Star, Suzumiya Haruhi, .hack//sign, Berserk, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Kare Kano, Gals....etc.


I like to create my own manga-inspired comics. So anyone who's also into that, please feel free to come check out my journal. :)

I post a lot, hope that's okay~

Disclaimer for picture quality: For anyone who has been in those hotel rooms where they stage the actor talks, you know that the lighting is ATROCIOUS. And unfortunately, I was STUPID and forgot to switch the white balance on my camera at first. Thus, Cliff and Ben are far more yellow than the others. I apologize. The other issue I couldn't help, in those types of harsh lighting situations I had to have the ISO pumped all the way up to 1600. So, when I do fix the lighting and color in the images I can't help the grain. Lastly, any large blurry spots at the bottom of the images are thanks to the hair of the lady in front of me. I wanted to dump wanter on her and flatten her hair down. >.O

This year's con was at the LA Marriott (same place we went to for Gallifrey this year) and let me tell you, this is NOT my favorite hotel. I mean, the rooms are okay and the facility is nice for a small convention, but the elevators are HORRIBLE and they make you wait like 15 minutes. And this time they never gave us a refrigerator so we had to keep our food in bags of ice in the trash can. Yes. We are ghetto. But, we had food all weekend and we spent a total of $40 for both of us. Don't judge us by the fact that we at tune made ( in the bathroom. )

I don't know why, but there were hardly any people at the convention this year. I'm going to go ahead and blame Stargate Universe. :D

But you guys don't care about any of that crap do you, lets move onward to the talent that came.

( Cliff Simon aka Ba'al )

( Ben Browder aka Cameron Mitchell )

( Gary Jones aka Walter Harriman )

( Paul McGillion aka Carson Beckett )

( Joe Flanigan aka John Sheppard )

( Robert Picardo aka Richard Woolsey )

( Michael Shanks aka Daniel Jackson )

( Autographs and Photo Ops )




OH SWEET GOD. I know this post is total tl;dr. I apologize. I wanted to get it all done in one day, because I knew if I split it I would never finish.

To anyone who looks at all of that, bless you. And please just ignore all they typos. I've been working on this beast all day, and I know it's filled with mistakes. X___X

Part 3 of Seven Deadly Sins, a series of unrelated ficlets about various Naruto characters.
The links to everything are here:

1.Title: Pride
Genre(s): General/Angst
Characters: Uchiha Mikoto, Uchiha Itachi (indirectly)
Rating: T for mentions of blood
Warnings: Some graphic violence
Summary: In her last moments alive, Uchiha Mikoto ponders her relationship with her eldest son
A/N: Betaed by Adi1, even though she hates betaing, because she is an awesome person
Link to ff.net

2. Title: Lust
Genre(s): PWP (sort of)/Angst
Characters/Pairings: Kakashi/Prostitute
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Het, lemon, unsexy sex (this story has graphic sex in it but the sex is not the point)
Summary: After a particularly rough mission, Kakashi solicits a prostitute
A/N: Unbetaed, so concrit is especially appreciated
Link to ff.net

3. Title: Envy
Genre(s): Gen/Angst
Characters: Naruto, Sasuke
Rating: K
Summary: Naruto and Sasuke reflect on their jealousies
A/N: Unbetaed. Concrit will again be very (very) much appreciated.
Link to ff.net

x-posted to narufanfic , naruto_fanworks , and naruto_gen

AUGH I AM SPITTING NAILS.

THAT FUCKWIT OF A DOG HAS BEEN MARKING ON MY BED.

I AM SO MAD I DON'T EVEN.

I have already yelled at him for being territorial. But after I finish my homework it is twelve thirty and I flop in my bed and there is a wet spot at my back. I am annoyed. Severely. But it's happened before and there's no use doing anything, just wash it off, cover the wet up and go to sleep. That would be fine and dandy.

I reach over to grab Etrihat, the stuffed dog Dee bought me for my graduation which I sleep with EVERY NIGHT, and I find that that fucker has marked that too.

You can pee all you like over my bed. But if you touch my stuffed animals, it's war.

[edited because I am a douchebag :D]

He's been getting really territorial over my room. Hiding in his 'dens' and snarling whenever anyone, animal or human, comes into the room, or even near the door. I found another tag mark on my fuckin lap-top bag which is pretty RAGE but. I will hang that dog by his stubby little tail if he keeps this up I swear to God.

Bitches ain't be marking in my room. I will cut his little balls off and lock him in his crate for the rest of his fucking life goddamn.

Sigh. Breathe. Okay. I'm calm. Etrihat has been washed, I have the cover over the SPOT OF SIN, and I am done being angry [well sort of I am still pretty pissed - no pun - and I will have to sleep without Etrihat tonight] but. Okay. I can sleep. If I don't find any more pee spots ffffff.

Goodnight. >[

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020889.html

Woman on bus: Hey, when are we gonna leave here--Christmas?
Driver: Lady, hold on.
Man on bus: He's probably watchin' porn.
Woman on bus: Yeah, stop beatin' your meat.
Driver: I'm waiting for my supervisor to give me the go-ahead.
Woman: Well, I'm gonna miss the ferry, so tell your stupidvisor I don't want to miss the ferry.
Driver: Did you just call him a stupidvisor?

--Chamber St. Shuttle to South Ferry

Overheard by: Jon

Hi I'm 23 years old and I just got back into anime. Death Note was the one that really got me into again. I was always a hardcore DBZ and Dragonball fan, I also like Yu Yu Hakusho and One Piece. Im reading the death note manga too which I think is pretty sweet. I got into Fairy Tail both the anime and manga. I have tons of shows that I haven't watched and would really like to have suggestions. Feel free to add me as a friend so we can talk all about anime.

I need some more awesome friends to enjoy life with.

About: I'm Heather. A 22 year fangirl. A huge fangirl. Not one of those annoying ones though, I promise. Anime is about 90% of my life. My journal is half daily life and half fandom. I also am a huge collector. I collect lots of stuff.

Anime: Please note that I really love yaoi and yuri and ecchi anime. A lot. My drugs are Sailor Moon and Ouran High School Host Club. I love magical girls and hot guys and anything perverted like UFO Ultramaiden Valkyrie, Yumeria, and my favorite Miyuki-chan In Wonderland. But I do like other things including CLAMP (Cardcaptor Sakura, Code Geass, Magic Knight Rayearth, Clamp School Dectectives), and [posted straight from my profile]: Abenobashi, Berserk, Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan, Loveless, Magikano, Maria Watches Over Us, Midori Days, Negima, Pokemon, Rozen Maiden, Rurouni Kenshi, Strawberry Panic, Tokyo Mew Mew, Wedding Peach, Yami no Matsuei, YuGiOh, Yu Yu Hakusho...most things I've seen I've liked, check out my list here.

Movies: My all time favorite movies are Titanic, Twister and The Green Mile. Which is surprising see as how my favorite genre is comedies. Especially stupid ones. With offensive humor. I also LOVE musicals, my favorite being Chicago and Sweeney Todd. I love anything by Tim Burton with Johnny Depp in it. Alice In Wonderland anybody?

TV: Anything from the 90's. TV, cartoons, Disney & Nick..it all rocked in the '90s. I don't watch much nowadays. So I'm really just buying DVDs of my favorite shows and reliving the decade. I do love NCIS, Law & Order: SVU, and Mercy.

Other Things: I'm a huge fan of hand drawn 2D Disney movies. The Little Mermaid is my favorite. I love Harry Potter. I love video games and I'm a Nintendo fangirl, but my boyfriend and I do play all 3 consoles and play a wide variety of games. And as an aside, I listen to country music, but I don't talk about it much. Just thought you should know.

Friends? I have cupcakes.

Newsletter volume #717


Fanfiction
One-shots:
Folded Papers by indira14 [SasuSaku; unrated]
THE MOST EPIC LUV BALLAD EVA by o0o_faor_o0o [BeeKisa; T]
Bulletproof by mochalatt3 [SasuNaru; NC-17]
You silly, silly man by kamihime74 [GaaSaku; PG-13]
Never Again by darkxkunoichi [KakaSaku; PG-13]
For a Second by cataglottisme [NaruHina; R]
I'll Carry You by its_game_time [SasuSaku; T+]
2 Fics by megyal [both KakaIru; both NWS]
Novocain for the Ninja Soul by mi_kami [NejiSaku; NC-17]

Multi-chaptered:
Transitions, Chapter 3 by torib0o [ShikaNeji, Tayuya; R]
The Lost One, Chapter 1 by kay_elle6778 [ItaSaku; PG-13]
Alternative Education, Interlude II by cupricanka [SasuNaru; R]
Drastic Holiday, Chapter 1 by cataglottisme [NaruHina; R]
Ringtones, Chapter 2 by soulofkonoha09 [SasuNaru; R]
Demon Experiments, Chapter 2 by finalu_beamu [Gaara, Naruto; R]
Novocain for the Ninja Soul, Chapter 5 by mi_kami [NejiSaku; NC-17]
Into the Woods, Chapter 18 by underhandycat0 [SasuNaru; R]
Unreachable Love, Chapter 2 by fer3333 [SasuNaru; M]

( Everything else under cut )

Thanks to parttime_job for starting the post for me. Any mistakes or errors, please point out so I may fix them.

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020888.html

British mother to young son: No, I want you to wear shoes on the subway.
British son: But I'm already barefoot, so what does it matter?

--American Museum of Natural History

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020887.html

Stranger: Hey, big dick!
Black guy: Hey, what's up guy. Not big dick anymore, small dick! (motions with hand)
Stranger: Not what that girl told me last night, haha.
Black guy: Well, alright, take care.

--Union Square

Overheard by: Brandon

Tiny post this time, but with some extra goodies!

Rukia x 4

Renji x 1

NelIchi x 1

Tesla x 2

Misc. Sayonara Zetsubou-sensei (mostly Itoshiki) x 9

Previews:

         

Bonus treats include headers starring IchiRuki, UlquiHime, and my favourite rarepair, SzayIshi~  Also included is a Byakuya FO banner!

(Wandering around looks just like the rumba.)

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Dad: Wow! Look at all these paintings! Right here in the open, even if it rains. Pretty cool, huh?
Eight-year-old: I want my ice cream. You said I could have ice cream.

--Governors Island